The Best Fucking Post You’ll Ever Read

Posted By: Paul

The F Word

I stumbled onto this gem of a poster from The Donut Project and felt an instant kinship with the message.

As I read it, all I wanted to do was kick over my desk, throw my coffee against the wall, and scream “fuck, there isn’t a fucking obstacle I can’t fucking overcome, not a problem I can’t solve!” … But unfortunately, I didn’t.

The coffee here is delicious and the desk, well, it’s pretty heavy. So… I’ll just save all that raw emotion for later when I’m at the gym.

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Viral Marketing with Sex, Mints, and Big Sticks

Posted By: Paul

Vancouver Riot Kissing Couple

I read an article about the Vancouver riot a few days ago. Random violence and looting are lame, but I did find this photograph very intriguing. It shows a young couple lying in the street and locked in a kiss as chaos erupts around them, completely oblivious to the stampeding crowds and baton wielding police.

I was most impressed by how this photo went completely viral on twitter. And whilst most of my female friends gushed about the romantic imagery – the sweet undertones of “make love, not war” – I saw an opportunity for product placement.

Wouldn’t it be great if a company could capitalize on this as a bit of viral marketing. By the time someone sees this type of photo, it’s already been qualified as a source of viral traffic. A little bit of tweaking, and you might just find yourself with the right opportunity to increase brand awareness.

I haven’t seen any companies do this yet, so I went ahead and took the liberty myself.

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Jedi Mind Trick: Why I Grew a Mustache and Why You Should Too

Posted By: Paul

As the owner of a small internet business, I’m constantly looking to improve my sales process. I’ll come up with an idea, and test it on an audience. I’ll use whatever resources I have available. This usually means testing on my friends. A few months ago, I became curious about how effective sales tactics were in manipulating consumer behavior.

And I’m using the word “sales” here very broadly. On a basic level I believe “sales” simply describes convincing someone to take action. It could be convincing someone to opt into your newsletter or convincing someone to exchange money for a product.

Rather than sell a boring product, I arbitrarily decided to try convincing people to do something different – like grow out a mustache.

Due to genetic circumstances, I don’t have that much facial hair due; however, I’ve always admired a manly stache. Just look at a picture of Burt Reynolds and you’ll understand why.

At the same time I had some pretty lofty ambitions. I mean… what if my sales tactics really caught on… wouldn’t it be great if I could start a global movement – maybe even inspire a mustache revolution.

I realized that this was the perfect opportunity to realize two goals at once.

Case study – How I used sales tactics to convince my friends to grow out a mustache

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